angel of death
everyone who reblogs this before new years gets, uh, bees
reblog now for bees
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
And the Spider-Man voice actor read these in character.
I’VE NEVER heard them read by the voice actor I am CAcKLING
HOLY SHIT
Not SJ or Disney but…
IKEA shenanigans
- #1
- Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
- Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
- #2
- Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
- Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
- #3
- Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
- Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
- #4
- Person A: *staring at all the desks*
- Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
- Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
- Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
IKEA shenanigans
- #1
- Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
- Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
- #2
- Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
- Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
- #3
- Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
- Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
- #4
- Person A: *staring at all the desks*
- Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
- Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
- Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
The bane of Jimin's existence
- JK: *looks down, cups mouth, screams*
- Jimin ah! How's the weather like down there?!
- JM: I'm standing right in front of you
Denial
- <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Taehyung:</b> *holds out phone* It's your boyfriend, Jimin.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> He's not my boyfriend.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *on the phone* Hey babe.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
corvophobia